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HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Ada orang yang ga sekolah ingin sekolah

Ada orang yang ga sekolah karena takut sama harga pendidikan

Ada orang yang ga sekolah karena ga ada kesempatan

Ada orang yang ga sekolah akhirnya menjadi bebal

Mau bilang apa lagi?

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Ada orang yang sekolah karena dituntut

Ada orang yang sekolah karena ga tahu mau ngapain

Ada orang yang sekolah hanya untuk melanjutkan “kebiasaan" sekolahnya

Ada orang yang sekolah biar bisa jadi pengajar

Ada pengajar yang sekolah untuk naik pangkat

Ada orang dengan gelar sederetan kereta api merasa dirinya yang paling tahu segalanya

Ada orang yang merasa paling tahu segalanya tak mau lagi membuka telinganya

Ada orang yang tak mau membuka telinganya karena menganggap semua manusia di dunia bodoh kecuali dirinya sendiri

Akibat salah mendidik diri sendiri

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Ada orang yang setelah sekolah tak kunjung pintar

Ada orang yang setelah sekolah tak lantas menjadi lebih baik

Ada orang yang setelah sekolah yang bertambah hanya gelarnya saja

Ada orang yang setelah sekolah merasa dirinya pintar

Akibat salah pengajar tak mampu cerdaskan muridnya

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Ada bangsa yang meremehkan pendidikan bangsanya

Ada bangsa yang penduduk buta hurufnya berlipat-lipat lebih banyak dari yang kenal aksara

Ada bangsa yang anak bangsanya lebih senang berjual beli ilmu daripada membagi-bagikannya

Ada bangsa yang menjadikan pendidikan sebagai komoditi

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Silahkan berandai-andai akan jadi apa bangsa ini 10 tahun mendatang

Silahkan berandai-andai akan jadi apa KAMU 10 tahun mendatang

Silahkan berandai-andai akan jadi apa pendidikan bangsa ini 10 tahun mendatang

Itu juga kalau 10 tahun lagi Indonesia masih ada

–Chandra Wirawan–

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A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

“House” is feminine - “la maison.”
“Pencil” is masculine - “le crayon.”

A student asked, “What gender is a ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (”la computer”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (”le computer”) because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won!

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor.
After that the HR manager said, “You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start”.
The man replied, ” I don’t have a computer, neither an email”
“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager,”if you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job”.
The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only 10US$ in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.
In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60US$. The man realized that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man became one of the biggest food retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to get life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his e-mail.
The man replied: “I don’t have an email”.
The broker replied curiously, “you don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?”
The man thought for a while, and replied: “an office boy at Microsoft!”

"A leader can’t lead until he/she knows where he/she’s going"

Tv-nya rusak…..

Memang sudah rusak

Tv-nya rusak…..

bangsa ini jadi ikut-ikutan rusak

Tv-nya rusak…..

Isinya yang rusak-rusak

Tv-nya rusak…..

Keluarga aneh, Seleb tak peka sosial dan Propaganda perusak isinya

Tv-nya rusak…..

Kapan diperbaiki?

Tv-nya rusak…..

Sudah tak bisa ditonton

Tv-nya rusak…..

Mungkin sudah waktunya beli yang baru

–Chandra Wirawan–

Girlfriend: “…And are you sure you love me and no one else?”
Boyfriend: “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.”

Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil: “The moon.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Pupil: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.”

Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?”
Pupil: “A teacher.”

Waiter: “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer: “What other colors do you have?”

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.

Teacher: “Sam, you talk a lot!”
Sam: “It’s a family tradition.”
Teacher: “What do you mean?”
Sam: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.”
Teacher: “What about your mother?”
Sam: “She’s a woman.”

Tom: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance
repeated.”

Teacher: “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?”
Student: “Brotherly love.”

Teacher: “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam: “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.”

Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.
The others all died.”

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time.”

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish
him?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he’s wallowing in despair,
he has his first meeting with a demon…

Demon: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell!
Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a
drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca… we drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great!
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You know it!
Demon: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from
all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie-
you’re already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow…that’s…awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why, yes I do.
Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette,
Poker, Slots, whatever… If you go Bankrupt…well, you’re dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean?…
Demon: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl
of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all
the drugs you want; you’re dead who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No….
Demon: “Ooooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays.”